why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
Why the fuck. Oh my
if someone is nice to you you better be nice to them back don’t be a fucking piece of shit don’t fucking make fun of people who are nice to you be nice back it’s not that hard for fuck’s sake
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES